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my hair is rly bothering me right now like wow its all wet and sticking to my head gross why is my tablet pen laying on my crotch i was not even drawing god i hate jane crocker so much wow wow kaboom you should have mailbox explosion like wow no you shouldnt be in homestuck i hate everyone irl i kinda wanna die right now but the kind of die that you think you want to die and you die and itll take you somewhere peaceful like yaoi heaven and dirkjake is cano n
wo i ‘m reaslly tired i jsut want to sleep but it’s only 9:00 pm and if i sleep now chances are i’ll wake up at like 3 am and be super pissed off at everything my sleep schedule is piss wow i love pigeons someone buy me a fnatail pigeon and a partridge hatoful boyfriend is literally my life right now someone kill me right now turns into a bird and flies away into the clouds kill me
dirkjake is the best ship i want to cry every time i think about them but i really should stop thinking about them during school because you know i am failing three classes because im constantly daydreaming about them kissing and hugging and being husbands i should seriously stop that wow but i dont want to because dirkjake is amazing and yeah??? hm hm HM also i didnt do any of my homework oops
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Wow ok this soup is really good my breath must reek though, oh man I wish I could get some smooches soon but with my luck it will be like another five years why am I so picky dang I am literally the worst ok cheer up Charliiiee think fun thought like oh man I really want a binder do you know how awesome that would be I would wear it legit most days why are they so expensive I can’t wait to get a job and start saving up for things again and not have to worry about when I can eat next oh man I want to cuddle now gosh now I south pathetic don’t I should I pulish this yeah whatever no one’s going to read this….dang. I just want to be a really great Dirk.
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haha this is pretty neat, and i havbe no idea what i’m doing hehe HAHAahahha… I need to finish that research paper that’s due like, tomorrow, and I only have 4 pages. 4 pages oh my gof oh and this beef i think it tastes really weird the flavor still hangs on my tounge grossly o and i went to swimming today and i saw sams bubtt hes a really hot person..,…,… he’s really hot ok
god what ammi doing omfg will i got to hell for saying omfg i probably will man i wish someone eouwl dlike me like dlatrey look a lke man he’s a babe i wish i could socilaizwe wow oh wow roger dalteeys butt mmmm yea bby thats fine jam jam lol sherlock do you guys like shewrlock???/?/? it’s a good show ok go wath it lke the offic eoh god i love steve carell also no no npo sms osmf g stopping now
Type without thinking? Oh jeez, all this is gonna be is some long ramble, and not even a ramble with a point it’s just gonna be a lot of shit and oh jeez, it’s so hard to do this without stopping when you’re keyboard sucks and you easily make typos and you can’t stand typos and wow just made another one, just call me Miss Backspace, but wait I want to be called Karen, don’t fucking callmeMiss Backspace!!!! Ugh, I just made those words run together I see but I’m not gonna fix it, it takes too long because honestly this thing doesn’t show up the words fast enough it’s like I type out a word and then after it’s finished to I see the first letter pop up on my screen it’s like wow what a stupid tablet, you can’t keep up with me even when I’m not going my fastest speed? What is wrong with you? I don’t think I should be allowed to do this, Imean, I can’t stop typing, and I’ve written so much about nothing but random shit,and yet I’m still going! Jeez, I wonder if Pete does shit like this, you know just keep on going on forever with his random thoghts. I bet he has a lot of them, I mean he’s so smart and talkative, he can’t just not do this shit! Damn, I love him. I guess with Mina dumping me, I have theright to daydream about Pete again. I want Pete. I want him so bad. I want to marry him and I want to be his one and only. I want it to be younger Pete so I can have his kids and stuff and we can be a happy family,and I need to stop now!
just think. Well right now my hand is kinda cramped up and wont type. im also hungry, but only for something sweet. oh hey, my hand isn’t cramped any more. wow i really love this song. “when the wind arises” by “the rokes” no one knows it. i love it soooo much. Hmm. what did I do today? Well, first i woke up from a wonderful dream…i was drinking tea with Syd Barrett. GOD I LOVE HIM SO MUCH. anyway, i was at my best friends house, casey. then i came home…took a shower after eating dinner. my boyfriend wanted to hang out with me but i couldnt go. then i got on here and listen to music. thats all i did today. now syd is on the radio..i love keith moon so much. EDFSZF! one time someone said i looked like Pete Townshend and Roger Waters love child. I was like PAHAHAHA oh my god. yeah. I don’t know really…i mean like, my cousin said i looked like Pete, and so did like 5 other people, but I dont have a long nose like him. Mines lumpy, like Ringo’s. Lumpy lumpy Ringo nose. I love how I wasn’t capitalizing like anything, but now I am..anyhow, yeah…Roger Waters and Pete Townshend’s love child. Do you think that? Well, do ya? Recently, I’ve let out how hot Roger is. He’s like…MY LORDY LORD. look at him! sorry, i just. Everyone in Pink Floyd is hot! (well…almost…david) I really love the Beatles. So much too. EVERYSONGISAWESOMEEE…with exceptions of Revolution9. I hate country music a lot. besides Johnny Cash and Willie Nelson. Where was I? oh, Pete Townshend is really hot too. So if Roger Waters is hot, and Pete Townshend is hot…would that make me a mother fucking sexy overload. But they both are that too…so I’d be like THE GOD OF SEXY. wait..oh my god. they’re that too. HOLY SHIT THIS IS BEYOND IMAGINABLE. I think Pete can fly. He can do anything. Sometimes I wish I was a guy, just so I could wear their awesome mod clothes, I’m weird like that. BUT, im proud to be a girl because if I wasn’t, I wouldn’t be able to call all these guys hot…unless I was gay. WHY AM I STILL WRIGHTING….i mean writing. GOD RICK, YOUR LAST NAME MAKES ME SPELL WORDS WRONG. okay…what am I? Mod, rocker, hippie, grunge? what the hell. I’m just a marella. My mom calls me Moonie. so do a lot of people. She doesn’t even know who keith is. She thinks he’s the drummer for the Rolling Stones. NOPE. I have weird nick names. Moonie, Luna, Loonie, Sushi, Liverpool..yeah. Moonie though! yeah. I love keith. Soooo much. Am I still going?..yes. I really like to wright. Songs, poems, stories, weird shit going round my head. I have a weird head….an irregular head. haha, i just realized that so I made it look like that. yeah. my mind is weird though…I wonder if people can read my mind. OH NO. God I hope not. This is what they’d hear. All this stuff. I like the Shins. I wish I could be in the cult of Nick Mason but the pie crust is my favorite part…am I the only one? well, not my favorite, but it’s amazing. I just realized I spelt write like wright again. I hate saying spelled... I like to say spelt. It sounds way better. like WAY better. hmm, I’ve written a lot. Should I keep going?..will any of you read this?…if you will..or are..please tell me something. or put something in my ask. I know I read the one above mine, and yeah, Pete is amazing. SO MUCH…i wonder if anyone has ever petted Keiths eyebrows or Davids tummy…I have one more thing to say. My brother is like Nick Mason, he hate pie crust, plays drums, and wants a mustache, BUT HIS FUCKING NAME IS DAVID.
so many snails so refreshing all these men can’t find me where am i what is nut can cats think lamp sloth i do not own a checkbook is this a dog no it’s coca but who is that chick flailing like a fucking fish oh why it’s ariel! but i always say if you don’t fucking cover your mouth when you cough you deserve to rot in hell what time is it it’s TEA TIME!!! who wants a jelly doughnut i do well no i don’t i hate jelly filling i think it’s gross but anyway WHOOO HERE LOVES THE BEATLES! I DO oh boy i suck at german but i like pizza who is my hero i am boom roasted.
